AISubs v3.7
I'm Yamamoto!
I'm Chiba!
I'm Yamamoto!
I'm Roto!
The championship...
Last Man's Grand Prix!
(Applause)
It's finally here...
This season...
No, it's not that big of a championship.
It's not a big championship, you know.
Everyone, this atmosphere reminds you of last time's Bill Carrah Grand Prix.
No, you and Shibuya's voice got really loud and it was like a half year long mess.
That was a crazy video.
Oh!
You're the one who got the penalty for giving up your head.
Oh!
You're right!
I was thirsty.
You still have a lot of hair left.
Hurry up and do it!
This time, it's the last boss version.
There are a lot of last bosses like Bill Carrah's.
There are easy-to-understand monsters,
human-like monsters,
and even non-creatures.
There are a lot of different genres of last bosses.
Among all of them,
it's a championship where the person who came up with the original last boss wins.
So, this time,
we have a hero come up with it.
The heroes I know don't talk.
They don't even talk.
No, they don't.
They only say "no", "no", "no", "no", and "no".
But heroes go well with last bosses the most.
So, a last boss with a look and a setting that can defeat this hero is the strongest.
I want you to judge the hero.
Let's get started, but who wants to go first?
Can I go first?
You know, there's a death pattern, right?
When I was participating in this championship, I realized that I hadn't played all of the games yet.
What?
You only know about defeating and killing.
You only know about small Kuppas.
You only know about small Kuppas and Juniors.
Maybe you should stop with 7-1.
Then you should go for 8-1.
So, I was wondering what a last boss was.
That's unexpected.
It's what you think in your head.
Let's take it easy.
Yeah, you're right.
This is a loose last boss game.
It's going to be a loose last boss game.
Let's get started.
I'm going to go deep now, so close your eyes.
It's dangerous if you close your eyes, isn't it, Maoh?
You don't like it?
I want to go to the last boss.
I want to go there.
Then, please open your eyes!
One, two...
I have been abused by many people!
And my family has been killed by humans!
I'll use this Singh to kill all of you humans!
Singh?
Singh...
God's...
Oh, it's not God's dog.
Nene?
It's Nenen Singh.
Oh, so the real face is inside.
The last boss is a naked enemy-like character, isn't it?
Oh, this is amazing.
I've never seen anything like this.
It's self-made.
What?!
Right.
It's amazing!
By wearing this Singh...
It feels like my scales are floating.
I used to be human, but now I'm black and dirty.
There's a sense of belonging to an enemy organization.
I feel like I'm a leader of a shocker.
It's like "Onimusha".
When I was making it, this was the last boss.
The last boss's weapon is a little...
I only knew about the middle boss.
The middle boss is only in the first half of the game, isn't it?
What do you mean by "noticed"?
What I mean by "noticed" is...
Don't underestimate me!
I was really curious about this.
If you eat this...
You'll recover...
What?
What did you say?
What?!
What are you talking about?
I'm out of breath!
I'm going to die!
You're talking nonsense.
Why are you talking nonsense?
Hey!
Once you beat the middle boss...
You'll be able to attack.
Like an invincible monster.
That's right.
Everyone, give me your prayers!
Hang in there, warrior!
I'll do my best!
Is this really your face?
It's a bug.
Tell me your name!
My...
I'm embarrassed.
My name is Deadmancy!
It's a little Japanese.
It's a Japanese game.
What's your special move?
It's hard!
Are you okay?
Is it a brain?
It's smooth!
I'm dead!
Don't write a demo!
It's a demo!
What was that?
Nomura Mansaiya!
It's a riddle!
Here you go.
If you don't do something about it, you won't be able to save the world!
I'll do my best!
It's too early!
It's smooth!
There was a losing performance!
It's like...
What is it?
It's a gentle hug!
Can I go next?
I'll bring you!
Do you have the power to change brains?
I'm a manager!
Can I change my clothes?
You're wearing a normal T-shirt!
Our last boss is coming soon!
Please get ready!
Please open your eyes!
One, two...
Huh?
My name is Nigamushidama Jaakumaru!
Nigamushidama Jaakumaru...
Stop it!
Don't mess with me!
You've been found out!
If you don't do something about it, you'll die!
Huh?
Come out! Shimobe Rabbit!
Oh, Takago-san!
I'm a psychic who can make this book into reality.
Go!
Shibome Rabbit!
Flame Slash!
Rabbit!
You're pretty good at it.
At this rate, I might have said it was a little bad.
At this rate...
I've used up all of my pages!
There's only one page left for me!
The last page is very powerful.
It can create the strongest monster that no one can defeat!
However!
I'm not going to summon it.
I'm going to transform!
Forbidden Magic!
Come out!
The strongest last monster!
I'm going to summon it.
Did you do it?
No...
By the way, what did you do?
You're going to say that now?
Huh?
Should I close my eyes?
Close your eyes?
It looks like you can.
I can't see!
It's purple mist! Evil mist!
It's blue!
I can't see!
What are you going to do with this world?!
You can't talk?
Last Bosses can talk.
You know...
This is how you're going to do with the world.
You know...
I'm going to talk directly into your brain!
If you don't have a brain, you don't have to talk like that.
I was caught up in this monster.
I was a kind-hearted human being, so I lost my body and became a monster like this in the end.
Please defeat this Deathvagina and release me!
Deathvagina!
Don't say it too much!
Why did you get your head stuck in here?
You look like a fool!
I'm going to scream!
Deathvagina, this weapon doesn't make any sense.
You're right, I have this.
OK? OK? OK?
Show me what you've got!
The face of a hero!
Don't say "the neck of a hero" like that!
Yeah, I'm a hero!
I'm a previous hero!
Time! Time!
I think it's a spell called "time".
I'm going to scream!
The manual!
Wow!
I'm going to read it for you.
At first, it was smart, and then it changed, and then it became a big monster.
It's probably just a scream.
Deathvagina!
Don't say it too much!
Deathvagina's "va" is "v" so it's not "va" but "vagina"!
Deathvagina!
Don't worry.
Don't worry, "vagina".
Can you stop it?
I can!
What?
You can't stop it at all!
Wow!
Your health is getting better and better!
What's your weakness?
I hate swords!
You're too old for that!
Oh, I see!
You bastard!
Huh?
Where am I?
Huh?
I'm a bitter-tasting armor.
Now that we have defeated the two demons,
the real demon has awakened.
Where is he? Where is he?
Where is he?
The return match is over.
Isn't this really bad?
It was this way.
This is the third.
The third is the opposite.
The second and the third.
Close your eyes!
I'm coming in!
It was this way.
I'm scared of the sound.
Open your eyes!
One, two...
Wait, isn't this "giratina"?
It's not "giratina"!
What's your name?
I am...
Blue! Blue!
Don't use the name of civilization.
My name is "Helmaron".
"Helmaron"?
"Hell's "Helmaron"?
It's "Hell's Heavenly "Helmaron".
I see.
Hero.
What?
I think you've noticed this for a long time,
but I am your father.
I don't know. My father should be dead.
Liar!
No.
Twenty years ago, when you were born...
When you were born...
I don't know.
My "metasekoia" kingdom was "franxed".
"Franxed"?
I think "franxed" means "franxed" in English.
At that time, I wasn't "franxed".
"Franxed"?
Actually...
But you were "rasmos", so you had an explanation until you were born.
I know that.
"Franxed" means "metasekoia" in English.
I thought my kingdom was "franxed",
and I thought it was "franxed",
but in fact I wasn't "franxed".
What did you do in the end?
I lost "chiros" after that.
You lost "chiros"?
Did you lose "chiros" or did you become "chiros"?
What did you say?
I said "chiros".
Oh, you said "chiros".
I killed your mother with my own hands.
"pecoros"!
Why did you do it, mom?!
When I "pecoros" an important person, my "ochimpos" becomes a "carrot tower".
By hurting someone important...
Like "tamoshimpos", right?
My "ochimpos" couldn't become a "carrot tower".
That's why I decided to kill you, my son.
I see.
"pecoros" means "to kill", right?
You said "chiros", didn't you?
"chiros"... Oh, you said "pecoros".
No, I didn't.
Can you turn around and look at me?
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
Your wings...
Your wings of a dragon...
...become "camels".
"pertencing" to me...
This is definitely...
"garou" or "garou" above "240% type of technique".
Okay, you can kill me.
Okay, everyone can do it!
"pertencing" to me...
You'd better not do it!
My son, I'm sorry!
My armor is coming off!
"chiros"...
Wait a minute.
"chiros"...
Good evening.
Huh?
I am...
I am "kotowari-kun" of the world.
"kotowari-kun" of the world?
I am the one who creates the concept of "bao" in this world.
But without "bao", heroes would not exist.
You look like a camel a little bit.
I can say that I'm a ruler of the world.
I'm a god.
You created heroes.
I'm controlling and creating heroes.
It doesn't hit.
What? You don't want it?
You don't want it?
No, it's a third form binding.
The last boss Grand Prix.
We've played the last boss Grand Prix.
Let's choose the last boss that we don't want to be our enemy.
Please announce it.
The real "bao" is...
you, Deathbug!
I did it!
And I was killed.
Damn it!
It's easy to understand how bad you are.
And you've changed a lot since you changed your phone.
There's a reason why you're "bao".
I did it!
It's good to have two faces.
I came up with it at first.
The last boss has disbanded.
Yes, it has.
Now we are the strongest.
When COVID-19 ends, let's be "baos".
If you like games, why don't you create your own last boss and become one?
See you in the next Grand Prix.
Bye-bye!
Kira Slash!